Killjoy

Heads up (pun intended).

I'm buzzing my hair off tomorrow. There's not enough of it to keep around, and my barber says that cutting my hair is "very technical". Because I have "three regions" of hair. It can look ridiculous sometimes, really.

Can't really do the pull-it-all-together at the crown to cover it up anymore. So . . . time to quit faking it. I'm not this guy anymore. I haven't been since I was like . . . 18 to 23. And, well . . . I'm not nearly as pretty. So, prepare for utter shock.